5. Anything Starfox Ever Did
A god-like alien named Eros with the ability to, um, “excite pleasure in others” who got the nickname Starfox because one of the female members of his adopted superteam thought it appropriate since he’s “from the stars, and he’s foxy.” What do you think takes up most of his down time? Did you answer “sleeping with superheroines every chance he gets?” We have a winner!