TOASTER DROPPED INTO A BATHTUB | GROUNDHOG DAY
The Death: When egocentric meteorologist Phil Connors finds himself repeating the same day over and over in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, he understandably explores creative ways to kill himself. These include trying to toast himself to death.
Dr. Yaun Says: “The actual cause of death is the effect the electrical current has on the heart. Since the heart has its own electrical rhythm — again, the SA node — the current from the toaster will cause it to short out and the heart muscles will be paralyzed.”
We Say: There are some variables that would determine whether this would actually kill you or not. Still, we recommend eating cereal in the bathtub instead.
