ATTACKED BY A SHARK | JAWS
The Death: Shark hunter Sam Quint gets eaten by the first of what is, quite frankly, an extremely large number of great white sharks that terrorize Chief Martin Brody and his family.
Dr. Yaun Says: “The blood probably wouldn’t pour gently out of his mouth. He’d most likely be involuntarily vomiting blood and whatever else was in his stomach. Plus he would have stayed alive a bit longer than he did in the movie since the shark bit him at the crotch.”
We Say: Wait, a crotch bite increases the amount of time you’d remain alive in the shark’s mouth? And we thought shark attacks couldn’t get any worse.