#7. Marinade Infusing Meat Tenderizer ($45 @ Amazon.com)
There are SO many jokes to be made about a marinade infusing meat tenderizer. But we’re still reeling from the full 3 oz of flavor delivered through 27 stainless steel blades — enough to knock up 2 lbs of meat — to make them.
#8. 4 Tray Food Dehydrator ($200 @ Amazon.com
Four trays means four square feet of drying space, which means you can dehydrate and dry fruit, vegetables, and make your own beef jerky in style.