#3. COOKIE MONSTER TALKS NUTRITION
Cookie Monster discussing the importance of the food pyramid is the equivalent of Jack Kevorkian discussing responsible end-of-life care for geriatrics. His name is COOKIE MONSTER, for crying out loud. A more appropriate PSA would be Cookie Monster being ridiculed for his unsightly blue fur, and then brushing off the insults with the finger while explaining the importance of being comfortable in your own skin … or fur.