6. “Three Latvian are bragging of sons. ‘My son is soldier. He lie with as many women as want,’ say first Latvian. ‘Zo?’ second say, ‘My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!’ Third Latvian wait long time, then say, ‘My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.’ ‘Wow! You are win,’ say other Latvian. But all are feeling of sad.”
7. “What are one potato say other potato? Ridiculous. Who have two potato?”
8.“Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family.”
9. “One day, Latvian scientist claim to make growing of potato faster and easier. Next day is hanged for insanity.”
10. “Two Latvian look at cloud. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.”
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