11. “First Latvian: Knock knock
Second Latvian: Who there? I joke! I see you, we burn door for warming.”
12. “Latvian man walk through snow storm for getting of potato for feed family. Got potato, then froze to death. Family sad. Potato wasted.”
13. “Questioning: How much potato to kill Latvian?
Answering: None. Latvian die in gulag.”
14. “Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, ‘Why so long face?’ Latvian say, ‘I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato for to feed baby.’
15. “Latvian chase by Politburo off cliff. He hang by branch and see potato grow on branch. He reach for potato, but fall off cliff. Such is life.”
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