Baby’s First Baby
Bonus! Baby’s baby is pregnant, too! Not only will this teach your child responsibility of caring for two children made of hard plastic, it’ll leave the door wide open to get the birds and the bees out of the way. “You see, sweetheart, Ken always thought condoms were only for sailors …”
Oreo Barbie
We know Oreos are milk’s favorite cookie, but does that make this from being super offensive? Hint: Nope.