21. If people think you’re lying, stare at them creepily and speak in a low growl. They’ll change their mind.
22. Use both shampoo and conditioner if you want silky hair that shines.
23. To get a sniper to acknowledge you, refer to him as “Mister Sniper, sir.”
24. If you steal a car, steal an Audi.
25. If LAPD officers accidentally let a suspect drown in a pool, their appropriate response is “Oops.”
