#3. Don’t Double Dip
If we had sex the night before and we didn’t use condoms — I’m not proud of it, but it happens — I don’t want dried bits of me and dried bits of you being plunged back into my vaginal canal. I do my best to keep things infection-free down there, so as much as I want to go another round with you, it’s not worth the risk and potential discomfort. Think of it this way: if you knew your odds of feeling like you were pissing razor blades was upped by a huge percentage through sex, would you go for it? On second thought, you might be the wrong person to ask.
Also: Fun Places To Have Sex (Read: Not The Bedroom)
#4. Don’t Watch The Clock
If you’re looking for a quickie before work, cool. It’s a great start to my day, too. But don’t keep your eye on the clock like you’re counting down the New Year’s ball. If I catch you doing that and then going into warp speed to get things over with, I’m going to feel cheap. Give me your attention. If getting laid makes you a few minutes late, so be it. I might have to be somewhere too, but while you’re in me, you’re right where you need to be. Otherwise, I hope you enjoyed it because we’re not having sex again.
Next: Don’t Leave Things Behind
