You Can Play Sports
Prison is so packed with intramural athletics that many professional athletes don’t miss a beat when they step back into society. Just ask Michael Vick, who, after serving 23 months in the Leavenworth Penitentiary — where he played on the intramural football team — enjoyed a Pro-Bowl season with the Philadelphia Eagles. Basketball, weightlifting, softball, chess and tons of other sports are available to play free of charge in the joint. Sign up for leagues with an outfit like Zogsports, an online intramural sports community, and you’ll shell out $150 for a season.