Harrison Ford
As an Expendable: Max Drummer – a CIA field officer and ally of the Expendables
As a movie dad: Indiana Jones – in that bogus Kingdom of the Crystal Skull sequel, Indy learns that he has a son. And that son is Shia LaBeouf.
What we learned: Wear a rubber, dude.
Otherwise, you’ll get an annoying, obnoxious kid who ruined just about every movie in 2008. But, seriously, more than 110 million Americans have an STD. So, bag it up.
