Jason Statham
As an Expendable: Lee Christmas – second-in-command, and the team’s knife specialist
As a movie dad: Agent Phil Broker – In Homefront, Statham plays a former DEA badass reduced to a small town life with his daughter after a disturbing on-the-job suicide.
What we learned: Take self-defense classes
Sure, the DEA has a pretty solid combat training regimen in place. But, just because you’re not an agent doesn’t mean you can’t learn a few chokeholds. According to the FBI, one in every 36 homes will be broken into this year – probably not in the same way that James Franco’s “Gator” Bodine goes about it in the flick, but still – so learning to protect your family from psychos isn’t the worst idea you can have. That would be paying $12 to see this movie.
