Sylvester Stallone
As an Expendable: Barney Ross – the boss, and the founder of The Expendables
As a movie dad: Rocky Balboa – depending on how many of the Rocky movies you actually acknowledge, Stallone’s titular character has a somewhat insecure adult son (by the time of 2006’s Rocky Balboa), constantly living in his father’s shadow
What we learned: How winning is done
It may be one of the best, most inspirational Dad speeches of all time. So good, in fact, that Microsoft just used it in an Xbox commercial. Take that, Cliff Huxtable.