COOL SHOOTERS ICE TRAY ($5 @ Amazon.com)
What the cubes say about you: Uh, they’re shot glasses made out of ice. That kind of dedication to drinking shows you have plenty of stories that begin with “Dude, I was so hammered!” and end in tears.
HANDGUN ICE TRAY ($7 @ Amazon.com)
What the cubes say about you: You don’t own, nor have you ever shot, a real gun.
TETRIS ICE TRAY ($11 for a set of 2 @ Amazon.com)
What the cubes say about you: If your stapler isn’t exactly parallel to the edge of your desk, you have a panic attack.
STONE COLD ICE TRAY ($8 @ perpetualkid.com)
What the cubes say about you: Your DVR is packed with National Geographic Channel shows, and you know what a phylum is.
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