WE GET 12/12/12’D
2012 isn’t just the title of the 53rd best John Cusack movie. It’s the date the Mayans predicted a far-away planet called Nibiru would crash into Earth and take us all down. There is exactly zero scientific credibility to this “theory” of the end of days — which, by the way, zany adherents to the 2012 scenario originally said would happen in May 2003. The good news? The French government, amongst others, is predicting that lunatic believers may take part in mass suicides on the date.