#8. Waterhog Home Plate Welcome Mat ($25 @ Amazon.com)
What the mat tells your guests: You’re a big baseball fan, so there’s a chance you’re not just wearing that hat to cover up your bald spot.
#9. The Mustache($13 @ Amazon.com)
What the mat tells your guests: You’re keep to Movember and you’ve earned your keep as a lip tickler.
