The shower is a place where a man can be alone with his thoughts, take stock of his life, and use shampoo to mold his hair into a horn and pretend he’s a powerful unicorn. (What’s so funny?)
For a few minutes a day — longer if you take a second shower after working out or eating an especially messy burrito — you tune it all out and soak it all in. But just because you’re enjoying moist isolation doesn’t mean you need to deprive yourself of certain creature comforts…
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