Porn is terrific and all, but the fact is, it supplies men and women alike with plenty of misconceptions about sex in the real world. For example, the average non-porn-star dude’s average penis size is nothing like the disconcertingly large average porn star’s penis, and the average couple’s sex session doesn’t last as long as a Ken Burns miniseries. Still, many people — especially youngsters — don’t realize this, and so wind up with a completely warped opinion of what sex “should” be like.
Using food as a visual aid, this clever video walks us through just how different porn is from the plain ol’ everyday sex you’re having with your girlfriend, wife, and/or mistress. It’s SFW, so feel free to share it with all of your coworkers. (It is SFW but in all seriousness you probably shouldn’t share it with all of your coworkers.)
