#7. BOHEMIAN HEMP GLADIATORS
As dumb as these are, they are far more appealing than any pair of mandals we’ve ever seen.
#8. BOOGERS DAY OUT
If people were able to pledge boogers instead of money, there’s a slight chance this book would be funded.
#9. SOS WATCH
It’s a watch that turns into a two-person life preserver, prompting this question in the pitch on the Kickstarter page: “Why hasn’t anyone though about it before?” The answer: Because it’s moronic.
#10. CASTLEMAGE II
Remember the first Castlemage video game? Neither do we. But the sequel looks a lot like a poor man’s Gauntlet.
#11. WONDER DOG!
A dude had aspirations of owning a own hot dog cart, handling lots of wieners, and using “doggie style” as his catchphrase. Seriously. Truth be told, we’re pulling for him.
#12. BOLD BEES
Lady Liberty would wear them. Betsy Ross, too. What, your girlfriend the commie won’t?
