#3. Wash The Sheets. Like, Often.
Every two weeks at minimum, and absolutely after they’ve been, um, used. Especially if we’re not official yet and you’ve been sharing the sheets with another woman. Not only is it just hygienic, but it helps you cover your ass and hide any evidence. Because — and trust me on this — nothing gets a woman out of the mood faster than finding a mystery thong under her pillow while she tries to fall asleep.
