#2. Axl Rose
Somewhere between the boozing and snorting, Gun N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose hit the accelerator on aging. In the 1980s he was a skinny dude with long hair. Now in his 50s, Rose sports a bloated face and bad porn ‘stache. We’re happy to see that despite the passage of time, he continues to wear a necklace that’s so long it could double as a jumprope. Just to pound the point home, here’s another pic from Rose in 2012 …