We all pick our noses. If you’re reading this and saying, “Not me!” then you sir/madam are a liar because, as we stated, we ALL pick our noses. As George Costanza famously said in Seinfeld, “I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. … You telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.”
Point is, we all do it. The difference between our picking and a celebrity picking their noses is simple: they’re on camera way more often, so people care more. Which brings us to …
