If You Know These 9 Facts About Being Pregnant There’s Probably A Bun In Your Oven

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#3. Eating For Two is A Myth
The baby gets plenty of nutrients from Mom’s diet. While a woman does need to be concerned about what she is consuming and its healthy values, she doesn’t need to eat double portions for the baby.

Irrelevant smart-ass comment: What a cool trick. We never knew that if you blew into a woman’s ass like you would a beach ball her stomach would inflate. Looks like we found our next awful pickup line!