PULP FICTION (1994)
Hitman Vincent Vega (John Travolta) nails a hat trick of bad toilet luck, suffering three unfortunate mishaps upon exiting the can. During a date with his sadistic boss’s wife (Uma Thurman), Vincent takes a leak, only to come back and find that she has overdosed using his drugs. While enjoying breakfast with his pal Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Vincent’s returns from the powder room only to find the restaurant being held up by an extremely verbose couple, one of whom has a gun trained on Jules. And worst of all, while staking out Butch Coolidge’s (Bruce Willis) apartment, Vincent walks out of the bathroom only to be shot so many times he launches back into the bathroom. The lesson: If you’re a hitman, learn to hold it.