#4. BABY PYRAMID PEE PEE | 1990s
What responsible parents wouldn’t get their child a doll with realistic features like a cute button nose, chubby arms, and a rising boner that squirts a stream of doll piss into the child’s eyeball? Also, what baby doesn’t get a hard-on before peeing? Oh, and what ad exec made the decision to have a little girl sing about a “little Willy?” And why … actually, never mind. Point is, this product is unbelievably terrible.
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