#7. GLH | 1990s
GLH (Great Looking Hair) is spray paint for your head to cover up bald spots. And while there’s a zero percent chance anyone ever mistook GLH for real hair, some bald guys who were no doubt promised a hot meal agreed to say otherwise on TV. The ad’s shining moment is a dude with hair like Louis XIV … aside from a huge horseshoe-shaped bald spot … who’s so satisfied with GLH he proclaims, “The babes are back!” Uh, the babes never left because they were never there. And with GLH glopped on your scalp, that $100 bill hanging out of your zipper won’t do you any good either.
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