RDT Star Trek: The Original Series Wetsuit (7MM) ($470)
We’re tempted to make some joke about how Trekkies never go in the ocean because going in the ocean necessitates leaving Mom’s basement, but screw it! We freely admit that we quite enjoy the occasional Star Trek episode. That said, this is the only wetsuit for all surfing Trekkies (or is it Trekking surfies?). It is double-glued, blind-stitched, high-quality neoprene, and is available in Engineering Red, Command Yellow, and Science Blue. Our advice? Avoid the red at all costs — other than Scotty, pretty much any dude wearing red who beamed down to a planet never made it back alive.
