Face: Gillette ProGlide Razor ($8.99)
Featuring five blades, each engineered with thinner, finer edges than ever before, this futuristic technological wonder from Gillette glides across your face like … an incredibly smooth, pleasant-feeling thing gliding across your face. A larger lubrastrip and improved blade suspension means not only a more comfortable, closer shave, but one that’s more soothing to the skin. All this science packed into a $9 razor? Time for Gillette to get cracking on flying cars and Inception-style dream manipulation.