Hands: Lush Handy Gurugu Hand Cream ($17)
Help Ma Nature while softening your hands (in a manly way) with this shea and cashew butter-based cream. Don’t think you need to moisturize your hands? Think again. Women like strong, tough mitts — but they don’t like hands that are so dry they snag stockings and leave horrific flakes of dead skin on skirts. Besides, this stuff is the color of nuclear waste and comes encased in punk-rock packaging, so there’s nothing girly about it.