Are you going to tell me how to apply it or leave me guessing?
Guess.
Well I know it doesn’t go on my feet, but do I rub it on my scalp? Do I need to put it on while wearing rubber gloves?
Pfft. No way! It’s super simple to apply:
1. Part your hair with a comb or your fingers so you can see your scalp.
2. Spray Advanced Thickening Tonic three times along the part line, and then repeat the first two steps until most of the scalp is covered. All told, you’re looking at 15 pumps.
3. Gently massage the Tonic into your scalp and spread it out evenly.
4. Go ahead and style your hair, you stud.
But I bet it smells like burning tires. So I’ll have thicker hair but reek like a chemical plant.
We’ll refer you to the quote at the top of the page. That’s not how we would have phrased it — we would have said it smells pleasant and inviting — but Brian put it far better than we ever could.
