TÉA LEONI
If you’ve ever watched an episode of Californication and thought David Duchovny was really good at playing a debauched lech, there’s a reason. Though Duchovny married Leoni in 1997 after nine long weeks of courtship, he reportedly continued to sow his wild oats until she got wise to his game in 2008. That’s when she broke out an ultimatum: Get treatment for sex addiction or hit the bricks. He did seek treatment, and when he got out things were peachy keen … until he discovered explicit text messages on his wife’s phone from Billy Bob Thornton. They somehow patched things up again, but finally separated last June.