DITA VON TEESE
Dita Von Teese was married to Marilyn Manson for two years. And then he cheated on her with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Whoops. We can’t confirm that he gave her the old excuse, “I was researching a role!” but we have our suspicions. Teese moved out of their house empty-handed on Christmas Eve, presumably leaving coal in Manson’s stocking. Shortly thereafter he was served divorce papers — on his birthday.
