ELIN NORDEGREN
Okay, she was only a celebrity because she was married to Tiger Woods, but she’s hot, so who cares? Also, when she found out in 2009 that Tiger had banged pretty much every single exotic dancer in the greater Tampa area, she attacked him with a golf club. Which is awesome. The divorce netted Nordegren a cool $100 million settlement. Hey Elin — call us.
