Rule #2: Be Cool
So you’ve found two women who would like to go to bed with you at the same time. That’s terri — hey, uh, calm down. No, seriously, breathe. Breathe! Okay, that’s better. You don’t have to pretend you’re indifferent to it all, but you also don’t want to draw attention to the fact that what you’re doing is completely out of the ordinary. So don’t rush things. Even if the three of you just agreed you’re going to sleep together, keep it in your pants because nothing is going to happen for the next hour. Instead, you should some wine (but not too much, see Rule #3) and watch a DVD. But don’t make it porn — instead, choose a movie all three of you have probably seen before that’s relatively mindless. If neither of the women makes a move, start by resting your hand on one woman’s knee, then draping the other over the other girl’s shoulder. At this point, someone should make a joke. If it falls flat, turn to the old standby: Strip poker.
