Rule #7: Have an Exit Strategy
Even if you’ve got a California King bed, it’s too small for three people to sleep in. (Trust me.) Ideally, the three of you will be able to decompress at a corner bar, where you can laugh at the weird stuff that went down — because something weird always does go down — and then head home in three opposite directions. If not, be a gentleman and offer up a few alternative sleeping arrangements; the girls get the bed, or the one who’s clearly not the person you’re “with” gets the couch. In other words, your job afterward is the same as your job before and during — to make sure everyone’s comfortable.