Festivus: Gillette Odor Shield Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant ($5 @ Amazon.com)
Festivus is a holiday first popularized back in the ’90s. Celebrated every December 23, it features slightly bizarre rituals like the Feats of Strength, where the head of the household challenges another person to a wrestling match. You can survive that sweaty challenge — and the stress of explaining to your guests why you just tackled them — stench-free thanks to Odor Shield. Since it’s long-lasting (like, all day) and imbues you with a clean, fresh scent, you’ll stay feeling dry and smelling great. It’s a Festivus miracle!