MONSTER: The Mummy
PROBLEM: Chapped lips
Underneath the Mummy’s raggedy 3,000- year-old bandages is a seriously dry mouth — and who’s going to want to make out with an evil, desiccated corpse with chapped lips? Enter the cocoa buttery, menthol smoothness of D.R. Harris & Co’s lip balm ($13 @ Amazon.com). It provides an invigorating jolt of protective moisture that’s guaranteed to last for … well, not 3,000 years, but long enough.
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