BOTOX
Check out the space in between her eyebrows, which eggheads refer to as the glabella. If it doesn’t move when she’s squinting, frowning, raising her eyebrows, or going all “Oh, no you didn’t!” after she catches you peeing with the seat down, she’s probably had botox. And if her face is completely frozen like she’s wearing a mask, she’s probably had bad botox.
