Tip 4: Don’t try to get in with all dudes
Six dudes waiting in line won’t entice the bouncer to let you inside. The guy-to-girl ratio is always skewed toward having more females in the club. Bouncers are obviously aware of this since they’re the ones making the call as to who gets through and who rots for hours in line. So if you’re traveling with an entourage of sausages, try breaking up and merging with a group of attractive ladies. One, it’s a great excuse to meet women. Two, females in high heels and miniskirts are way more noticeable to a bouncer than whatever the hell you’re wearing.
