Best Western The Croft | Darlington, United Kingdom
We’d opt to go for the distance record juuuuust in case we possess the fabled Magic Stream prophesied to reanimate the gargoyles. They look kinda hungry.
Michelin Green Guide Great Britain ($16 @ Amazon.com)
UriLift Triple | Europe
The UriLift Triple, a pop-up hydraulic urinal shaped like the escape pods from Spaceballs, not only keeps boozers from literally flooding the streets and sidewalks after last call, but also serves as an excuse to drop Dark Helmet’s, “I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!” quote.
EuropeEssentials (Free @ Amazon.com)
