2. Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphries (August 20, 2011 – June 3, 2013)
Lessons: 1. Don’t rush things.
Lesson 2. Treat the Kardashians like a plague.
After what many considered a phony made-for-TV wedding played out on her phony reality TV show surrounded by her phony family, 72 days later the marriage was essentially over. Who’d have thought it would be such a mess after their 90-day engagement? Still, Kim went on to marry Kanye West and pop out a kid, and Chris went on to … probably stare at the wall.
