#10. Okay, so this wound is slightly more advanced than New Skin Liquid Bandage ($7 @ Amazon.com), but for other times Freddy (or you) slice or scrape your paws, this first aid antiseptic helps prevent infection while creating a virtually invisible, waterproof, and flexible layer of “skin” to keep the wound covered. Just be warned: it stings a bit when you first apply it. But you’re tough, right? Neither are we …
#11. Freddy’s skin has some … issues. But those bags under his eyes aren’t helping. Clinique For Men Anti-Age Eye Cream ($34 @ Amazon.com) would help repair that saggy skin and at least give his nasty complexion a slight lift.
#12. Dude, that’s like old-school arcade stuff, Freddy (not that there’s anything wrong with that — check out these old-school tattoos), but nowadays you can do it all on an iPad or Kindle. The Kindle Fire ($130 @ Amazon.com) is a cheaper option, featuring an HD seven-inch screen and the capabilities to play games, watch videos, and surf the web. All for a little more than a C-note.
#13. It’s not just women who get “giraffe neck.” Men, including hideous monsters and serial killers, get it, too. L’Oreal Paris Men’s Expert Vita Lift Anti-Wrinkle and Firming Moisturizer ($9 @ Amazon.com) does things like sooth razor burn, reduce wrinkles, and hydrate skin. Translation: no more saggy neck. Although we’d suggest refraining from testing it out on other saggy areas. You know what we’re talking about (look down below your belly button).
