8 Shower Curtains That Aren’t Lame

7 Shower Curtains That Aren't Totally Lame jaws#5. Kikkerland Jaws Shower Curtain ($16 @ Amazon.com)

Anyone who’s seen Jaws will no doubt be moved to say at least once during every shower, “I’m gonna need a bigger tub.”








7 Shower Curtains That Aren't Totally Lame #6. To Pee Or Not To Pee Shower Curtain ($75 @ Etsy)

Why does it cost $75? Because it’s made of waterproof and mildew-resistent fabric, because Bill Shakespeare’s head is hand-painted, and because it’s the classiest possible way of letting people know that you do, in fact, pee in the shower.