#5. GUYS WHO ARE, LIKE, TOTALLY INTO THEMSELVES
If you’re an asshole, good news: women might dig you more than the rest of humanity. A study conducted by Polish and Finnish researchers concentrated on the “Dark Triad” — aka narcissism, characterized by egotism, pride and a lack of empathy. In the study, women rated the attractiveness of Machiavellian, narcissistic and psychopathic men against men without those horrible traits. Sadly, the majority of female subjects found men who appeared more dominant and aggressive, and dishonest than nice guys like you. Sorry, buddy.