BACTRACK MOBILE BREATHALYZER
Give Pops a BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer ($140) and he might think it’s a gag gift. (You know, since old people don’t do anything or go anywhere.) And that’s when you laugh with him, pat him on the back, and say, “Well, if you’re not going to use it, Dad. I certainly can!”
And with that you’ve planted the seed to score yourself a ticket out of a DUI when you’ve had one too many Flaming Moe’s (okay, fiiiine, Flaming Homer’s). Compatible with your IOS or Android smartphone, the BAC will estimate your blood alcohol levels, store results for weeks at a clip, and help you learn about your drinking habits. Which may be depressing …
