“By tattling on your friends, you’re really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you’re just telling them that you’re a tattletale.” —Mike Brady, The Brady Bunch
Tony Soprano and Mike Brady: Practically the same person.
“That’s one of the advantages of being a kid — the biggest problem in your life seldom lasts more than twenty-four hours.” —Ward Cleaver, Leave It To Beaver
Unless kids refer to you as “Beaver.” That sh!t will haunt you till the end of your days.
“Hey, if you don’t finish your crud, you’re not gonna get any crap for dessert.” —Dan Connor, Roseanne
Okay, maybe not the most articulate way of putting it, but it’s true.
“Everybody wants to know that they are loved, or needed, or cared about. Anybody who doesn’t want to know that has something wrong with them.“ —Charles Ingalls, Little House on the Prairie
Good insight from the world’s most emo frontiersman.
