The Dumbest Explanations For Doping In Sports

benbenBen Johnson: “It was an old-timey drink!”
After testing positive for the steroid stanozolol at the 1988 Summer Olympics, Jonson, who set a World Record in the 100 meters, went so far as to link the positive test to a spiked sarsaparilla energy drink he’d had before his race.

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