America Kicks Ass on Dunkin’ | June 20, 2011
You think Venti cappuccinos and soy lattes are big enough? What are you, French? In America, we like our coffee like we like our oil — thick, crude, and packaged in oversized barrels. So how much more American could the Dunkin’ Donuts super, duper, extra, you-could-dock-a-jet-ski-in-it large Iced Coffee cups featuring Captain America’s shield on it be? The answer is none. None more American. Now slurp down your 82 oz of coffee and get back to work, patriots. Captain America demands it!
