O-Mega Star Warrior Stun Gun 150,000v ($110 @ Amazon.com)
Used by military, law enforcement, and security personnel, the O-Mega Star Warrior stun gun contains the legal amount of voltage. In fact, the whole shaft (heh heh) turns into a 150,000v zapper. When not juiced up, it’s a 19-inch baton that can be used to fend off everything from attackers to wild animals to Yetis. However, there are a handful of states that have outlawed its use, so check the list on Amazon before you order.
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